Danger - Bored Tilesey in location

As Witho can testify, a bored Tilesey can be a very dangerous thing. A very mischievous, immature, creative and dangerous thing. The warning signs are quite clear: "Devil in him" eyes Chuckling Looking around more than normal Spring in step In the past I’ve blu-tacked phone handsets to their cradles, replaced mouse balls with maltersers, put scotch tape over mouse balls, changed the contract and brightness on someone’s monitor to black, changed wall papers, hidden air fresheners within peoples clothes, amended people’s to-do lists, amended people’s presentations, swaped people’s keyboards around, the list is endless. Today’s little pranks: Colleague R (who sits behind me) was having a serious phone conversation with colleague S (sits upstairs). Send a break message (net send) to colleague S, categorically stating that colleague R blows goats and you have proof. Cue guilty chuckling as you hear laughter coming from the phone. Obtain one plastic cup and one thick blue marker pen. Draw an erect penis and two hairy balls on the inside of said cup, with a considerable level of skill, write, “Spunky” on the inside base of the cup. Fill cup with water, leave on colleague’s desk. Await colleagues return and first sip from the spunky cup. Tehehehe